The Oscars Came and Conquered

Last night was full of music, theatrics and of course the little gold man. Neil Patrick Harris brought the jokes, magic and tighty-whities. There was fashion for days some good and some bad. First things first the fashion. J.Lo took the plunge literally. Lupita Nyong’o wore her finest pearls, and her mothers and her grandmothers, basically there are no more pearls left in the world. Rosamund Pike looked incredible post baby. And Julianne Moore looked stunning in custom Chanel (But don’t we all?). However with all the hits there were many misses. Lady  Gaga came straight from doing the dishes. Gwyneth Paltrow couldn’t leave her new pet flower at home and Jared Leto has the hair of a homeless man. While ScarJo took a sewed bath pre-carpet.

So who won? Well Eddie Redmayne is the newest leading man. Julianne Moore may outlive her husband. Patricia Arquette’s twelve years of filming for boyhood paid off, even for all us women. “Birdman” won Best Picture and Best Directer categories proving that green cards do make dreams come true.

However no award show is free from controversy. Some wondered if NPH’s jokes went too far. Maybe but whats the point of having an award show without some name flubs and race jokes? Well I think Neil killed it and came in and out with a bang. We love you Barney Stinson!

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